LIFE IN REVERSE

I wanna live my next life backwards! You start out dead, which means you get that part out of the way right from the start. Then, you wake up in a nursing home, but instead of getting worse, you are feeling better every day. Eventually, you’re in such good shape that they kick you out for being too healthy!

Then you collect your pension and enjoy your retirement, without a worry in the world. As time goes on, you’re not slowing down—you’re getting ready for work. On your first day, you get yourself a gold watch as a gift. You work for 40 years, but instead of growing older, you’re getting younger and more energetic.

At some point, you become too young to keep working. So, what’s next? You prepare to go to university, where you have the time of your life. You party, make new friends, drink, you are generally promiscuous. Then you go to high school, primary school where life is simpler, and the responsibilities are even lighter, no stress, just fun and playtime. Soon after, you’re just a kid with no cares or worries, and no one expects anything from you. Life becomes more carefree as you are just a baby, completely taken care of by others.

Then you return to the most peaceful time of all:  nine months floating in spa like conditions, central heating, room service of tap. And then, you finish off as an orgasm.